These are the eight episodes of the sitcom I’ve come up with based loosely around my life. Basically it’s me doing a series of stupid things. Canned laughter might be needed because otherwise nobody will know where the jokes are. It will be like Ricky Gervais except even more annoying and less funny.

CAST LIST

Cam……………………….Himself
Cam’s Best Friend……….Brendan Cowell
Cam’s Mum……………….Judy Davis
Cam’s Dad………………..John Howard (the actor)
Cam’s Other Friends…….The Redhead from Crownies, Matt Newton, A Bear.
Cam’s Girlfriend…………..N/A

Episode 1: 
Cam destroys his kitchen attempting to cook pasta. He then attempts to watch television and blows up his apartment building.

Episode 2:
Cam is persuaded to be a ‘wingman’ for his best friend and ends up getting kicked out of a nightclub, mistaken for a male prostitute and assaulted by animal rights activists, all in the space of five minutes.

Episode 3:
Cam and his friends get very drunk. Hilarity ensues.

Episode 4:
Cam hosts a poker night but has to first clean up his flat, leading to a deadly game of cat-and-mouse with a cockroach, a spider and an actual mouse.

Episode 5:
Cam meets a nice girl but he can’t date her because she has the same name as his sister and he gets neurotic about it. Cam’s best friend inexplicably buys a pig.

Episode 6:
Cam and his friends go to a wedding but Cam directs them to the wrong one. They end up stranded in the middle of the bush with three inflatable sex dolls.

Episode 7:
Cam attempts to catch the bus to work but ends up walking all the way, making enemies with a horse and causing a series of political scandals.

Episode 8:
Cam can’t sleep because his neighbours are having noisy sex. So instead he tries to do various domestic things but discovers his apartment is haunted by the ghost of a Chinese fisherman. He then gets drunk.