This story is seriously hilarious to me, as my Twitter followers will no doubt have noticed.
I just want to make three serious points.
- Beware the wrath of the swinging progressive voter. It is mighty and terrible.
- Why did they even bother running a candidate? It’s a bit hard to argue that the Tories aren’t any good if you’re helping them make all the decisions that people hate.
Okay I’m done now.